Search

Notices
Regional Regional Airlines

How To Annoy The FAs

Thread Tools
 
Search this Thread
 
Old 05-16-2007 | 05:25 AM
  #41  
KZ1000Shaft's Avatar
Gets Weekends Off
 
Joined: Oct 2005
Posts: 244
Likes: 0
From: SF340
Default

This one is great for the "well indowed" flight attendants that are much more beauty than brains.

Turn the little overhead map light on as low as you can get it. Tell your flight attentant it is a telescope that you use for navigation. Tell her the moon looks really pretty tonight and ask if she would like to see it. You will get a free lap dance. And to add to it, tell her to turn the little ring on it to focus it. She will be seeing spots for a while when it goes to full bright.
Reply
Related Topics
Thread
Thread Starter
Forum
Replies
Last Post
Linebacker35
Major
29
08-09-2006 08:57 PM

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On



Your Privacy Choices