How To Annoy The FAs
05-14-2007 | 02:25 PM
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This whole thread confirms:
"Immature Children who are willing to fly for 20K a year".
For gosh sakes leave the poor girl or guy alone. They are the one who has to deal with up to 50 people by themselves on those ungodly schedules that you are dumb enough to fly for. You SHOULD be showing that person in the back some respect and make their job EASIER.
"Immature Children who are willing to fly for 20K a year".
For gosh sakes leave the poor girl or guy alone. They are the one who has to deal with up to 50 people by themselves on those ungodly schedules that you are dumb enough to fly for. You SHOULD be showing that person in the back some respect and make their job EASIER.
05-14-2007 | 03:15 PM
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From: C-17s / A320
Second to that Walt...I've only had one mission where we had flight attendants for our DV and I loved having someone on-board who cooked and looked after me.
You all understand that you have only one line of defense beween you and your walking boxes, right?
You all understand that you have only one line of defense beween you and your walking boxes, right?
05-14-2007 | 03:24 PM
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This whole thread confirms:
"Immature Children who are willing to fly for 20K a year".
For gosh sakes leave the poor girl or guy alone. They are the one who has to deal with up to 50 people by themselves on those ungodly schedules that you are dumb enough to fly for. You SHOULD be showing that person in the back some respect and make their job EASIER.
"Immature Children who are willing to fly for 20K a year".
For gosh sakes leave the poor girl or guy alone. They are the one who has to deal with up to 50 people by themselves on those ungodly schedules that you are dumb enough to fly for. You SHOULD be showing that person in the back some respect and make their job EASIER.
05-14-2007 | 03:35 PM
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IronWalt and AFPirate,
I am sure that you guys are were model students all the way from the nursery until you graduated with your double PhDs from Harvard and Yale which you attended concurrently and you are now the model citizens that all of your friends and family attempt to emulate.
We here on this regional board can but dream of ascending to your celestial status. While wer are still earth-bound, please allow us to have some fun. If this thread is below you, and I'm sure it is, you can ignore it.
I am sure that you guys are were model students all the way from the nursery until you graduated with your double PhDs from Harvard and Yale which you attended concurrently and you are now the model citizens that all of your friends and family attempt to emulate.
We here on this regional board can but dream of ascending to your celestial status. While wer are still earth-bound, please allow us to have some fun. If this thread is below you, and I'm sure it is, you can ignore it.
Last edited by dundem; 05-14-2007 at 03:51 PM. Reason: heightened sarcasm
05-14-2007 | 03:48 PM
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05-14-2007 | 03:51 PM
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Tell them you have a lav overheat light and make them toss all their ice in the toilet (warning not responsible for damage to your airplanes plumbing)
Interupt their list of available beverages with Dr. Pepper, Mug Root beer, Old English malt liquor, etc.
that would be the allegedly bulletproof thing with the deadbolt, right?
Interupt their list of available beverages with Dr. Pepper, Mug Root beer, Old English malt liquor, etc.
that would be the allegedly bulletproof thing with the deadbolt, right?
05-14-2007 | 04:13 PM
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From: Right Seat, EMB-145/140/135
Had a captain tell me a story about way back in the day they had a new flight attendant and convinced her on her very first day that when they rang the imminent landing chime she had to come up to the flightdeck and put the gear down.
She did this for the whole month (same crew) and they never told her it was a joke when she changed crews for the next month.
I would have loved to see that next captains face when she came up and put the gear down on that first leg...
She did this for the whole month (same crew) and they never told her it was a joke when she changed crews for the next month.
I would have loved to see that next captains face when she came up and put the gear down on that first leg...
05-14-2007 | 05:07 PM
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From: Left Seat, Toyota Tacoma
I heard this one from a buddy of mine. "Ladies and gentlemen, if you look outside the right window, you'll see the tiny town of Wedlock, Texas. Our flight attendant (insert name) was raised just ouside of Wedlock."
Another one - wait for a cold day, and welcome everybody aboard. Remind them how cold it is, and let them know that their flight attendant XXX makes the best cup of hot cocoa. I'm not even sure if anyone carries hot cocoa, but when he told this story, the FA had to mix every cocoa individually, and it was a pain. The crew would take bets to see how many the FAs would have to mix on a given leg.
Another one - wait for a cold day, and welcome everybody aboard. Remind them how cold it is, and let them know that their flight attendant XXX makes the best cup of hot cocoa. I'm not even sure if anyone carries hot cocoa, but when he told this story, the FA had to mix every cocoa individually, and it was a pain. The crew would take bets to see how many the FAs would have to mix on a given leg.
05-14-2007 | 05:51 PM
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From: crj
Tell them you need air samples from throughout the cabin. You have them take a small trashbag and do this and tell them to tie it off when they are done and keep it until landing. When you get to the destination, tell them they need to turn it in to the gate agent.
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