The day she left I listened to this David Allen Coe tear jerker of a country western song 127 times in a row.

Here are the best lyrics.

WELL, I WAS DRUNK THE DAY MY MOM GOT OUT OF PRISON
AND I WENT TO PICK HER UP IN THE RAIN
BUT BEFORE I COULD GET TO THE STATION IN MY PICKUP TRUCK
SHE GOT RUNNED OVER BY A DAMNED OLD TRAIN.

The whole song..

Slide to 3:53 for the good stuff.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYIrs1Dx4Ck