In case you're running short of pennies, here's two more: I pushed my interview from the first week of June to the second, due to military obligations. As a result of being a week two guy, my Indoc is now HOPEfully only two weeks later than the week 1 folks. Interview Date=Indoc Date=Seniority=Awesomeness=Total # of Bikini Clad Women (or dudes) Waiting In Your Hotel Room.

Oh, and the military obligation I mentioned? Canceled. SOOOOO not worth it.

Get in ASAP. As soon as your dream girl smiles at you, tell the ugly chick with whom you're dancing about your awesome cousin who is probably her soulmate. Then insult her mother indirectly, but don't indicate remorse.

Unless the dream girl is her mom. You'll have to deal with that. You're gonna see each other at Christmas…