Awwwwww someone didn't get thewer four months off before the big bad upgrade cwassss and they want mommy to give them a pony wahhhhhhhhhhh.

Seriously though what is wrong with all of these newbs on here being totally helpless babies about everything?

Do you need someone to hold your hand when you go back to the lav too? Do you need me to show you the "on" button on your iPad?

Seriously what is wrong with you? Do you still wear diapers?

This is an airline--not a nursery--if you're going to cry about being notified of an upgrade class five weeks in advance you have no business being an airline pilot.