Here's my favorite.

2nd year CRJ900 FO making $29 an hour (waiting for dat upgrade, because if someone got an 18 month upgrade that must mean everyone forever and ever will)... and this pesky Brozillah (rip) passes by. Dirty little turtleprop driver making $37.15, while the super cool (on facebook) 76 seater guy is making peanuts paying up the yang for health insurance and no 'real' cancellation pay for a company that keeps a 200 on property to screw it's pilots out of pay. He's just weeping hoping all the cherleaders on APC are correct and that super dooper quick upgrade fairy comes to town soon.



ELOHEL.