Old 03-25-2015, 09:29 AM
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Std Deviation
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Originally Posted by BlueBlood View Post
Can I chose the athletic looking girl
to pull me out and give me mouth to mouth?
You're thinking lifeguards! A USAF Female CFR is more likely to be the one throwing the first punch in a bar fight! "Athletic" sure... Mouth to mouth material... Not so much. But a great pickup line would be,"I'd let you work my Hurst Power tool for a forcible entry" (That's the official name for the jaws of life). Much more clever than hose and nozzle pressure jokes. Firefighter humor.
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