Don't forget, sometime the test isn't about the test, it's about your reaction to the test, that is the test. Yelling about what a stupid test it is, is a sure way to flunk the test.

Sometimes you have to be just a little bit smarter than the test.

That's the test.

I'm not saying lie on the test, you can't win that, because there are so many similar questions, worded just a little bit differently, but you have to understand where you are and what job you are applying for, and answer accordingly.

The answer is:

"No, I do NOT like to go to parties, drink too much, and act like a jackass."

I think your kick ass social life may have put you out.