Originally Posted by
BobSakamano
I think Mesa should be a trend setter and pimp out all of their CRJ's.
1. Giant coffee can exhaust for the APU on 7/900's
2. Giant Alpine/Kenwood/JL Audio stickers for the cockpit windscreen
3. Double windshield wiper blades
4. Dubs +2 with cheap ghetto brand 35 profile directional tires for the gear
5. Deployable ground effects
6. Billet thrust levers with 5 extra useless buttons
7. Fake carbon fiber yokes
8. Extra N1 guages on the glareshield
9. Giant "Powered by GE" in red on the engine nacelles
10. Neon frames around the "N" numbers
11. Fake "xenon" blue lights for the landing/taxi lights
12. Gullwing doors
13. Primer for the radome and service doors.
Any other suggestions?
All Mesa pilots would be required to wear the sideways baseball cap with the sticker still attached instead of the uniform hats. Also, the company would have to do a series of unreasonable press releases claiming things such as "the coffee can on the APU doubles the efficiency" and "the lo-pro tires cut takeoff distances in half".
-Ben