"I once had to endure a female captain using a breast pump in cruise. Unfortunately she look like Sarah Burnheart. Yuck!"


Good Evening Ladies and Gents, This is Capt. Juggs; today we have a special feature on your flight. Today, we are featuring very fresh,calcium enriched,whole milk. This milk taste like it is fresh off the farm. If any passengers are interested; please, push the flight attendent button directly above your head. Thanks for your attention, sit back and enjoy the rest of the flight.