Well the funny one I pulled the other day.... During my annocuncement I told the pax that the flight attendant had just finished several successful bit parts and on a variety on tv shows and was getting ready for a part on CSI miami.... needless to say I got my laugh in when everone getting off the plane told her good luck on TV and one pax went so far as to hand her some mardi gras beads.... the other one I tried was to tell the plane (on an entirely different flight) that she had been a 1976 olympic figure skater... The best part of that one is some passenger kept insisiting that he had seen her in those olympics some where in germany.....