Tricks on F/A's
04-29-2006 | 05:26 AM
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From: Right Seat 744
Originally Posted by 747classic
In a regional ariline, during cruise, the crew called for coffee, and both pilots went out and hit in the cargo hold.
When the poor F/A came to the flightdeck and saw no one was there, they jumped her from behind, and she fainted.
When the poor F/A came to the flightdeck and saw no one was there, they jumped her from behind, and she fainted.
Who's flying the plane
09-14-2007 | 03:51 AM
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From: Aeroplanes
A similiar story, but no f/as:
I used to work in the ramp tower for my airline, where among other positions we had 2 ramp controllers (north/south). I routinely sat north ramp, and a female friend of mine with a cute voice that the crews liked would sit on the south side. Occasionally when we were both working, i'd quietly instruct a flight to "contract south ramp, and it's her birthday". 10 seconds later I'd get slapped on the back of the head. Had some funny reactions. One crew had both pilots singing happy birthday to her on the radio, another bought flowers in a concourse shop and brought them up. I was in tears laughing.
I used to work in the ramp tower for my airline, where among other positions we had 2 ramp controllers (north/south). I routinely sat north ramp, and a female friend of mine with a cute voice that the crews liked would sit on the south side. Occasionally when we were both working, i'd quietly instruct a flight to "contract south ramp, and it's her birthday". 10 seconds later I'd get slapped on the back of the head. Had some funny reactions. One crew had both pilots singing happy birthday to her on the radio, another bought flowers in a concourse shop and brought them up. I was in tears laughing.
09-14-2007 | 05:58 AM
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From: CL65 Captain
A few weeks ago we were holding short of RWY 28 at SYR (flow into PHL... imagine that) and I noticed out the left side there were dozens of pink flamingos. If you have ever been to SYR you know that there are flamingos in the grass in the summer and penguins in the winter... I have no idea why. Obviously fake, but I just had to call the FA and tell her about them. I never mentioned whether they were fake or real, but she assumed they were real and proceeded to inform the passengers... she was really mad me when she realized they were fake! Those passengers must have thought she was crazy!
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