One Autothrottle off landing ended in a tail strike and it will never fly again. By the way, before you shoot the messenger, I've only done about 1000autothrottle off landings in the DC10. I'm only saying this because I can already feel the flames coming my way and I'm saying be very careful and know your audience, your day, etc before you climb that tree.
Great post though. The whole practicing their english thing cost me about 50 bucks and I ended up with metal taps on the back of my 150 dollar shoes. The cops will ensure you pay up or so I heard.