Originally Posted by Webster's
pro-cras-ti-nate ~ verb : to put off intentionally the doing of something that should be done.
Enough of management's sloth-like behavior!
My hat is off to those "misbehavin' children" who bid the left seat of the 737 and to the Captains who trumped Jack by bidding to the panel!
I can't wait for the next spiel about how upgrading really does represent a pay raise and yada yada yada. Maybe I'll pre-empt their next letter with my own...
Dear Figurehead, Pawn and VP of Minutia:
Spare me the upcoming less-than-the-inflation-rate, under-the-table, take-it-or-leave-it, eleventh-hour offer. Be useful for a change and go find someone who can actually MAKE A DEAL WITH MY NEGOTIATING COMMITTEE. I'll be waiting to hear from them (not you), and -no- I'm not available to fly on my day off or during my vacation. Now chop-chop, get out of the way and go cash in your stock options.
Sincerely,
The ever-growing pilot consensus