Please tell us what impressed you most?

Was it the lowest pay in the industry?
Maybe all the terrible contract language that allows them to abuse us and deny us money.
Perhaps you enjoy commuting to DAY to sit reserve for a year?
Is it he lack of upgrades or meager flow?
How about the shrinking seniority list and deferring of aircraft?

Please tell us what has you so impressed because I have yet to be impressed by anything this company has done?

PS. I realize you're a troll but if you are going to try to make PSA attractive, then I am going to make sure people know the truth