Originally Posted by
1stCivDivPilot
Cause computers respond with "don't exist" and "nice try." Fool. You are uninformed and happily carrying the company water once again.
Actually, you could tell a computer to respond any way you want to.
That said, I certainly fall into the camp that there's some behind the scenes shenanigans going on, in addition to the entire system just being a piece of crap.
Though, I've been able to get that piece of crap to to give me what I needed, most days.