Originally Posted by SharkAir

I have two words for you. One of them is 'Mil', and the other one is 'waukee.'

Realistically, though, you're looking at perhaps three or four months for SLC, and probably a good year for SMF. If you have decent seniority in your class, as determined by your SSN, you might have a shot at ORD. Don't know about a line though.