Originally Posted by
Busboy
Although I am quite familiar with "lady parts"...I don't actually know the proper names for them. So, I think it would be better if I just stick with diarrhea.
Two words for you. Urban Dictionary:
"Top Definition
lady parts
Conspicuous parts of a woman's anatomy. Adding the conjunction "in" implies deliberate
touching of said parts.
This place is
hella crowded; people keep bumping against my lady parts.
Nick is so annoying, he's always trying to touch me in my lady parts.
The motorcycle ride was fun but my lady parts are aching."
The Junior Mint was one of the best episodes of Seinfeld, and it sounds like you could learn a lot from it