I love my job sooo much and desire to uphold my company image at Mesa (the bestest and most classy airline out there that has impeccably clean aircraft and well-spoken/polite employees) that I went out a bought a $200 silk tie (yes, Gucci).

Yea, right. Actually it was only 100 and a Talbot.

Guess I oughta get a hobby or something huh? What's that you say? Don't be a tool? Moi?