Did you hear the one about the b1900 dude that did not get a paycheck? He filed a suit in local court and got the cops to put chains on the props. of the aircraft. He was pretty much overnighted his check at that point. It was in the papers. I would love to find the article. I don't know the base or even an approximate date...

There was also the chief pilot memo that demanded pilots not stand in line for food stamps in uniform. I would frame this one for the wall.