Originally Posted by
slimothy
Crew services: Hi, we have kind of a short call out for you, can you be at the gate in an hour?
Me last week: It might be tight, but I'll do my best (arrives at gate 1:20 after call).
Me from here on out: No. I'm going to need 2 hours.
Oh it's always 2 hours just saying don't expect me to depart the gate 20 minutes after that time