Originally Posted by cactusflyer

It'll try and take off into the sunset, only to suffer a powerplant message on startup and never actually leave the gate.

Subsequent attempts to leave PDX will be met with APU failures, flap failures, "yaw damper not centered" messages, and doors that refuse to close, so they'll eventually give up and just hack the thing into truck-sized pieces to be driven to the scrapyard.

Also, your drinking game is a terrible idea, since we'd end up with our entire pilot group being hospitalized for alcohol poisoning within a week.