I was just wondering. What about the story-telling story makes you optimistic, or happy? Is it a "good thing" in your opinion to have the story-teller position? And, secondarily, is it good for our business?

I don't think comparing anything to Oprah is relavent to our business. Customers don't care to hear a story, heck they can't even pay attention during the safety demo. And, really, our history is so confusing it's like trying to keep up with the Kardashians, Beverly Hill Billies, and 21 Jump Street all at one time. We don't know who shot the sheriff and the people watching it take place couldn't tell the difference between a six foot four black man and a three foot four one eyed midget woman.

Oprah was great because she was authentic. Her story was relevant because she was poor and from Mississippi and she made it on her own. The story is good, and she is a good person to boot. We are a corporation, that lacks a soul, and can't vote. The customers only care about the ticket price, the time they got to their destination and how much it cost to get them there.

I am willing to listen to you, but from where I am calling balls and strikes that's how I see it.