I love how my buddy Cujo got all the facts wrong in this thread - this is the era of fake news after all. I told him "just make sh!t up" and "nobody cares about reality and facts anymore". Now all I have to do is get this stuff on FB and make it go viral!
Cujo and I don't care that we gave up the higher moral ground after Jyri was allowed to commit sexual harassment in a recurrent class and got away with a slap on the wrist, thereby creating a double standard that a rookie lawyer could have a field day with..... Anyway, Cujo and I will be creating fake news and distorting reality for as long as it takes for my bonus to hit my account!

P.S. I love our new hires!

Hi five kids!