I'm done.

If you've failed a checkride, been fired at a previous airline or lied on your Omni application don't worry you will get a class date. I'm done with flying with FO's who can't talk on the radio or land an airplane. FO's have been upgraded to captain that shouldn't be allowed to fly a paper airplane. I DH'd in the back of one of our recent Captains upgrades flights and I will take a middle seat for a 30 hour commercial on Dumb****erstan Airlines before I ride in the back of that jack wagons airplane again.

This Captain is leaving ASAP, so you can have my seniority number.