Originally Posted by oldmako

1. Guy has a chub to fly the 787. You know the type, Type Collector.
2. Guy has flown many months of fiscal-fecal lines on the 777. Sees PEK and CDG fading as the sun sets. Figures lines can only get 'mo fecal.
3. Guy sees his mates at home on reserve waxing their classic cars and making essentially the same coin as he is, even though he is wandering off to foreign lands each week. Has a Whisky Tango Fox moment. Epiphany complete, clarity enters his decision making.
4. Guy makes the same hourly rate on the scabcab.
5. Guy wants to harass scabs just before he, and they, retire?
6. Guy is tired of LHR, The Cumberland, and or his Special Lady Friend who resides there.
7. Guy fondly remembers his Special Lady Friend (or her friends) that he knew in GRU.
8. Guy.......

This isn't so tough.