Sorry in advance for being so blunt, but that's a terrible idea on many levels from many angles.
If you didn't have 190 posts I'd swear you're a management plant looking to build a case against the group for an illegal work action.
If you're a Frontier pilot, I realize there's a very real chance you actually stayed in a Holiday Inn last night, but contrary to their advertising campaign, the hotel room doesn't really make you smarter or bestow upon you a law degree you clearly don't have.