I think this is all pretty funny.....the company is going to NOT pay you if you don't present a note from your doc describing in great detail about your swamp-nuts. And we're supposed to feel a sense of relief that the company won't issue an advisory letter

Oh the horror of having an advisory letter in my file.....
Tell you what.....give me an AL.....as a matter of fact, gimme a stack of those effin things. We have guys at this company with files an inch thick that are still moving iron all over the world, so give me a piece of worthless paper, and let me keep my pay for the sick time I'VE EARNED!!! And as soon as the schedulers play above board with all of their scheduling games that get grieved, then I WON'T have to use SCK time as a scheduling tool !!!!!
Add this to App. S in the FOM, and we're slowly being cooked like a frog.
now, where did I place my union lanyard again?...........