As someone who works there, it's beyond amazing how much crap y'all spew. To the point where I'd have to go sentence by sentence to fix and you should just avoid hitting "reply."
What I will say is that no day off is spent in a hotel on the road. No retro days off. You'll actually get a schedule based off a days off request that you submitted. PM if you want details.
CFI Guy, Johnny, just back away from the computer.