While the "rubber neck" reaction is probably human nature, I thought I read that the victim had asked for privacy and Management seems to be abiding by his request.

Maybe we should just let it go for now? If it's really keeping you awake at night there's probably a local new reporter that has all of the details.


Shot Husband

A police officer jumps into his squad car and calls the station.
“I have an interesting case here,” he says. “A woman shot her husband for stepping on the floor she just mopped.”
“Have you arrested her?” asks the sergeant.


“No, not yet. The floor’s still wet.”