The one with smallest EGO, uses their common sense when flying and try not to kill me.

If they need people they will hire any Tom, Dick and Harry.

Just about every Airline in England has the MCC Course -Multi Crew Co-operation Course - Where they take low times guys and train them to become amazing gear monkey, and it has not failed yet.

When I was at my flight school, you could not be an MEI if you did not have 500 hours of flight time because of insurance. Now, you are welcome to fly a jet with that amount of time. But HEY, Times has changed. Britney Spears now has kids!!!!!!