Originally Posted by
Green Needles
Next time they're together, I'll make sure she jumps off right before he finishes. While he's complaining about blue balls, she can point out how he'll just have to deal with it cause it wasn't really sex, only "temporary intercourse"

That's actually pretty good!
I was thinking it was more like your girlfriend and after 4 years she won't give it up anymore until you put a ring on her finger.
You tell her you love her, and she says it's not real love until you marry her.
Then she leaves you for an Envoy Captain because he has flow.