Surely you jest. ORD 747 displacements, IAH 777 and 787 displacements...

TDY's to cover bases with W flying.

Three full size busses to take 3 different crews from the hotel to to the airport within 10 minutes of each other.

A350 and RR engine orders they can't get out of, and the sims to go with them to boot.

UCH Management throws money at the wall and sees what sticks. When they run out walls they build a new building and throw more money at it. When they finally run out of money they take your retirement.

My 8 year old is better at fiscal responsibility and long term planning.