Originally Posted by
criticalaoa
First or last name who cares... Just give her 2 shots. If she is from anywhere in Latin American then give her 3 and say your name is Pablo. That also includes Miami. Make sure she also comes to your room. Don't go to her room. After the deed is over send her to get some ice and on the way out lock the door and go to bed because remember you must rested for your flight....... Gigiti.
I have a masters degree in hotel hookups, with a specialization in "post coital room removal"...and I can confirm: this is the correct procedure.
Warning: if she is latina, expect to see a stiletto heel come crashing through your door like a torpedo. It'll probably still be hanging there in the morning.