"Yes Captain Brown, that is YOUR jet. Now, show up in BWI at 0400, fly to ORD at 0500, sit for two....take another jet and fly to DSM. Plane breaks enroute. Call TOMC. Ferry to DEN, sit and swap. Taxi out for Deice. Sit 90mins. Deice again. Taxi back for fuel. Fly to OMA. Sorry! M's is closed! So, enjoy the hotel bar!

Day two, Fly, swap, fly, swap, "excuse me Captain, but the pax in 14B is threatening to drop trou and crap in the aisle"......fly, sit, swap, fly. "Welcome to the Radisson Capt!" You have 12.3 hours to unwind and fill out FSAPs.

Day three. Fly, have airplane handed to you at 100 knots with the reverses open, auto brakes still engaged, sit, swap and wind up at the hotel by noon. Go back to drome at 2100 and fly Red-eye to EWR.......





All in good fun Sunvox! Enjoy the left seat of the Bus. It's EASY! V1, Vr, Rotate, Gear up, Push "Take me to LA" button, relax and enjoy the peace and quiet.