JJ..
You missed out on some great humor while you were busy lecturing. I do not think any of the posts you quoted were being serious, and I know for a fact mine wasn't. Lighten up Francis and try to enjoy your new lease on life! We'll be sure to call next time we need someone to tell us how and what to say in the meantime so you won't have to look for guys to lecture..
Insert smiley face here..