Your right, all contracts are worthless... I would suggest you call your cell phone provider and ask that you re-establish your cell service without a bi-lateral contract. And next time you buy a house don’t waist your time on silly contracts and escrow services.. Seriously, I have a house for sale if you want it, great deal, great price, owner financing, and no contract please....

And next time you write a contract you might want to include a provision for alter-ego airlines. I feel your pain with tsa, but I’m sure no one thought management would stoop to that level. Live and learn. The solution is not discontinuing contracts, but writing better ones.....