The Top Ten Reasons I Prefer Flying Boxes:


10. No Flight Attendants

9. Boxes don't ask stupid questions

8. You don't have to explain to the boxes that the mechanical we're working isn't REAL serious, we're just being extra safe.

7. Boxes don't b**ch about their seat assignments

6. You don't have to stand at the door and thank the boxes for flying FedEx.

5. Boxes never mistake you for a ticket agent or a skycap.

4. You never have to deal with a drunken box.

3. Boxes don't critique your landings.

2. With boxes you never have to whine about ride reports.

...and the Number One reason I prefer flying boxes....
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1. No Flight Attendants


-'Frater