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04-03-2006 | 06:14 PM
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Boxes
Originally Posted by dckozak
1. You can't wine and dine a box.
2. The freight is never late.
3. A package doesn't get jealous of other packages.
4. A box never has a headache.
5. Your wife doesn't mind if you hang out with packages.
6. You can't catch social diseases from a packages.
7. A box won't tell you its pregnant for fun.
8. Packages don't complain about farting.
9. A package won't drive you to drink.
10. A Box is happy to ride in the trunk of your car.
11. You can put lots of packages in the same container and they won't fight.
12. Packages don't go crazy once a month.
13 Packages NEVER say no.
14. A box never fishes for compliments.
15. Packages look the same in the morning.
16. You don't have to straighten your tie for the packages.
Inspired by a poster in the men's room of the Soho Club, Almaty, Kazakhstan
2. The freight is never late.
3. A package doesn't get jealous of other packages.
4. A box never has a headache.
5. Your wife doesn't mind if you hang out with packages.
6. You can't catch social diseases from a packages.
7. A box won't tell you its pregnant for fun.
8. Packages don't complain about farting.
9. A package won't drive you to drink.
10. A Box is happy to ride in the trunk of your car.
11. You can put lots of packages in the same container and they won't fight.
12. Packages don't go crazy once a month.
13 Packages NEVER say no.
14. A box never fishes for compliments.
15. Packages look the same in the morning.
16. You don't have to straighten your tie for the packages.
Inspired by a poster in the men's room of the Soho Club, Almaty, Kazakhstan
And lets not forget that boxes never complain when you hammer the landing !!
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04-03-2006 | 06:48 PM
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From: MD-11/10 Captain
Originally Posted by dckozak
1. You can't wine and dine a box.
4. A box never has a headache.
10. A Box is happy to ride in the trunk of your car.
14. A box never fishes for compliments.
4. A box never has a headache.
10. A Box is happy to ride in the trunk of your car.
14. A box never fishes for compliments.
4- Mine does. Constantly.
10- I've tried to stuff her back there but she won't stay. The beatch.
14- She not only fishes, she gets pi$$ed if you don't offer them. She's little but she scares the hell out of me.
04-03-2006 | 07:13 PM
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Show me your box and I'll show you mine
Originally Posted by Ranger
1- Yes, you can. In fact, she insists on it.
4- Mine does. Constantly.
10- I've tried to stuff her back there but she won't stay. The beatch.
14- She not only fishes, she gets pi$$ed if you don't offer them. She's little but she scares the hell out of me.
4- Mine does. Constantly.
10- I've tried to stuff her back there but she won't stay. The beatch.
14- She not only fishes, she gets pi$$ed if you don't offer them. She's little but she scares the hell out of me.
I bet your box wouldn't like you packing another box!
04-03-2006 | 07:29 PM
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From: MD-11/10 Captain
Originally Posted by dckozak
Me thinks you have a special box that the rest of us don't. I bet your box wouldn't like you packing another box!
I bet your box wouldn't like you packing another box!
04-04-2006 | 01:26 PM
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From: FredEx Captain-Retired
Originally Posted by dckozak
8. Packages don't complain about farting.
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