I thought you were going to say ERJ Driver!!! FWEWF!!! NO WAIT! I work for MAG. That already encapsulates the worst set of inferences possible: I am a criminal who likes to erase evidence and blame it on porn, I steal out of TSA bins... I violate the civil rights of breast feeding women (when I should be taking pictures... muahahaha!!!- you can take the boy out of MAg but you can't take the ghetto out of the boy), and for a finale I violate your GM while pouring sugar in your gas tank (had to put the Clerks reference in there somewhere). Heck, I'm not even supposed to be here today.

"Hey, nice cat, what's its name?"
"Annoying customer."