Originally Posted by
CA1900
I overheard an ~8-year-old kid on a private jet flight a while back ask his parents what the seatbelt sign on the wall meant.
"The pilot turns that on to let you know you have to buckle your seatbelt."
"Oh! So it's like a
public plane..."
Overheard this one last week helping my 4 pax through customs in Nassau
Son - Dad, knock. knock.
Dad - who's there?
Son - Orange
Dad - Orange who?
Son - Orange you glad we didn't have to fly on the airlines?
Me - I just threw up in my mouth.