Yay people are excited that we gave away one of our best work rules for free!
Friend “I want to leave my regional, you guys still have 4 days off?”
Me “well actually it’s 5 reduced to 4. But until you have been here a couple years you will have to waive those 4 days off if you want to get a line”
Friend “wtf? People waive 4 days off? Do they get paid more for doing it?”
Me “There are some special people here, just wear a sweater to upset them”
Friend “I hope united calls me first”