Originally Posted by GrumpyCaptain

Yay people are excited that we gave away one of our best work rules for free!

Friend “I want to leave my regional, you guys still have 4 days off?”

Me “well actually it’s 5 reduced to 4. But until you have been here a couple years you will have to waive those 4 days off if you want to get a line”

Friend “wtf? People waive 4 days off? Do they get paid more for doing it?”

Me “There are some special people here, just wear a sweater to upset them”

Friend “I hope united calls me first”