Originally Posted by
Cujo665
Give a pilot a bar of gold, he’ll complain it’s too heavy.
Thanks for playing. But, that, is not exactly how it works in ACMI.
It's more like, "Welcome to ACMI Airlines. Congratulations for making it this far. You're truly one out of thousands who have survived our grueling recruitment process. We're so happy you're here and we hope you'll make this your home for the rest of your career. You're part of our family now, and to express our eternal gratitude, support and encouragement, we're going to be delivering a GOLD BAR to your home address just before Christmas time so even your family at home will see how much we VALUE your contribution to our mission."
Sometime between Thanksgiving and Christmas this arrives in the mail.
