But JB allows its employees to fly in Mint for free! What's that, Delta already gives their employees free upgrades?

Oh.

But JB gives us a free shuttle from Kew Gardens to JFK! What's that, Delta does that too? AND a shuttle to LGA?

Oh.

But... JB added additional nail polish colors to the approved list.

That makes up for getting swindled and lied to by JB management, right?