Here’s a couple, I’m an FO
1. You’re not the boss of me, I don’t work for you!
She seriously yelled this at me.
Captain had to moderate
2. (Male) FA PA ( in Spanish) :Ladies and Gentlemen there is too much luggage and the Captain is deciding whose we can take and what we need to leave behind.
- cue the riot. We needed 5 Airport cops with long guns to empty the plane.
Yes, it was in Miami.
3. Would I like to see her baby pictures? No thanks
4. ‘Here’s my number’
Uh thanks but no thanks I’m married.
‘That’s ok here’s my number’