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Old 05-08-2018 | 05:39 PM
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The reason for flow and groundstops is based on having to wait for enough smooth air between airplanes during windy weather is something I just learned.

Feel free to share unknown facts you've picked up.
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Old 05-08-2018 | 05:43 PM
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My favorite, "are you thinking about going to mainline?"
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Old 05-08-2018 | 05:49 PM
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“Do they (Canada) have their own money?”: moments after clearing customs in Canada.
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Old 05-08-2018 | 06:07 PM
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“A midget just got on the plane. Would it be weird if I took a picture of them?”
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Old 05-08-2018 | 06:15 PM
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Originally Posted by BobbyLeeSwagger
My favorite, "are you thinking about going to mainline?"
My favorite: "Every pilot who is going to mainline is so happy. Why is that? I don't get it..."

Also (while on my FO IOE during my very first bathroom break where my check airman left): "Why am I up here?"
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Old 05-08-2018 | 06:52 PM
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FA: So how long were you in ground school for?

Me: About a month

FA: Really? So only another week of ground and I could have been a pilot??!

Me: ..... Yeah, you got it.....
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Old 05-08-2018 | 07:19 PM
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This thread is going to be gold.
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Old 05-08-2018 | 07:25 PM
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This passenger is staring at me and I feel threatened. He needs to be taken off the plane.
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Old 05-08-2018 | 07:58 PM
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On a deadhead, crew RTO’d. FA told the pax that the pilots got a phone call or a text from United and they had to answer it.
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Old 05-08-2018 | 09:54 PM
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"It's morning Captain"
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