Things FA's say.
05-09-2018 | 02:17 PM
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Here’s a couple, I’m an FO
1. You’re not the boss of me, I don’t work for you!
She seriously yelled this at me.
Captain had to moderate
2. (Male) FA PA ( in Spanish) :Ladies and Gentlemen there is too much luggage and the Captain is deciding whose we can take and what we need to leave behind.
- cue the riot. We needed 5 Airport cops with long guns to empty the plane.
Yes, it was in Miami.
3. Would I like to see her baby pictures? No thanks
4. ‘Here’s my number’
Uh thanks but no thanks I’m married.
‘That’s ok here’s my number’
1. You’re not the boss of me, I don’t work for you!
She seriously yelled this at me.
Captain had to moderate
2. (Male) FA PA ( in Spanish) :Ladies and Gentlemen there is too much luggage and the Captain is deciding whose we can take and what we need to leave behind.
- cue the riot. We needed 5 Airport cops with long guns to empty the plane.
Yes, it was in Miami.
3. Would I like to see her baby pictures? No thanks
4. ‘Here’s my number’
Uh thanks but no thanks I’m married.
‘That’s ok here’s my number’
05-09-2018 | 03:50 PM
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05-09-2018 | 03:55 PM
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Not necessarily something that was said, but one time the captain and I asked for some drinks on a longer flight. I asked for a club soda and he asked for Bloody Mary mix.
Door opens, in comes a can of club soda, a can of Bloody Mary mix, and a puke bag... Door closes. What’s in the puke bag? The captain looks in the bag, and there’s 3 bottles of vodka. Oh ****.
We immediately called her back and threw the bag out of the door practically.
Upon landing we asked her what that was all about, she responds “that’s just how people normally like bloody Mary’s, I just thought you guys were a little crazy”. We had to tell her you could drink Bloody Mary mix without alcohol. Thank god no pax saw.
Kind of funny looking back on it all now. She must have really trusted us!
Door opens, in comes a can of club soda, a can of Bloody Mary mix, and a puke bag... Door closes. What’s in the puke bag? The captain looks in the bag, and there’s 3 bottles of vodka. Oh ****.
We immediately called her back and threw the bag out of the door practically.
Upon landing we asked her what that was all about, she responds “that’s just how people normally like bloody Mary’s, I just thought you guys were a little crazy”. We had to tell her you could drink Bloody Mary mix without alcohol. Thank god no pax saw.
Kind of funny looking back on it all now. She must have really trusted us!
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