Things FA's say.
05-10-2018, 07:30 AM
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A good one from a conference call.. M
After they announced closing a base with a lot of locals... "so for those of us living here will the company be providing us with positive space travel so we can get to work in our new base?
After they announced closing a base with a lot of locals... "so for those of us living here will the company be providing us with positive space travel so we can get to work in our new base?
05-10-2018, 10:15 AM
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Originally Posted by Poser765
A good one from a conference call.. M
After they announced closing a base with a lot of locals... "so for those of us living here will the company be providing us with positive space travel so we can get to work in our new base?
After they announced closing a base with a lot of locals... "so for those of us living here will the company be providing us with positive space travel so we can get to work in our new base?
05-10-2018, 12:44 PM
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“Would you like to see some pictures of my babies?” I foolishly said yes and was treated to a giant photo album of her cats. Cats in hats. Cats in costumes. Cats being silly. Cats crowding the bed. A cat training to use the toilet. That was a very long airport sit.
05-10-2018, 03:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Fixnem2Flyinem
FA: So how long were you in ground school for?
Me: About a month
FA: Really? So only another week of ground and I could have been a pilot??!
Me: ..... Yeah, you got it.....
Me: About a month
FA: Really? So only another week of ground and I could have been a pilot??!
Me: ..... Yeah, you got it.....
05-10-2018, 07:30 PM
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Originally Posted by prex8390
Calls up mid flight*
Fa- How much longer
Me- 1:25
Calls back 15 minutes later*
Fa- How much longer?
Me- .... how long do you think?
Fa- How much longer
Me- 1:25
Calls back 15 minutes later*
Fa- How much longer?
Me- .... how long do you think?
05-10-2018, 09:25 PM
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Originally Posted by rickair7777
I bet it happened once... in 1935. That one time keeps getting repeated.
One flight attendant told passengers after a Detroit to Savannah, GA flight that they were now in the Central Time Zone. I told her Savannah was due South but East of Detroit if anything and she said "yeah, but it was a long flight so we must have changed at least one time zone and Central is the only one next to Eastern." Her head would have exploded if she ever went to Halifax.
One FA asked me how Alaska can be so cold in the pictures when it's so close to Hawaii.
05-11-2018, 04:54 AM
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Originally Posted by Baradium
Happened to me personally as well. Although the difference in ground training was longer than a week. She didn't actually ask that though, just ranted about how we only went to training for a few weeks longer than her anyway etc.
Maybe a prison guard or lion tamer, but not a F/A.
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