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05-08-2018, 09:55 PM

#11

captande

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Had to take a delay to add an alternate to the release then get more fuel, while a Fed was taking the jumpseat.
“Why can’t we just go? It’s not that important.”

05-09-2018, 12:54 AM

#12

Glenntilton

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"What time are we landing?" After I just said that in my PA.

05-09-2018, 12:58 AM

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Glenntilton

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Can you guys stop whatever you are doing up there, we are having a hard time back here, getting dizzy, etc. (slopping, where the aircraft turns one way then shortly another).

05-09-2018, 01:03 AM

#14

Glenntilton

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On the ground before push.

Me: Do you have a preference where I store our extra bedding?

FA: Just put it in the Bunk room (where it was already placed). (BTW no room for that on our 777, and why challenge me to begin with?)

05-09-2018, 01:07 AM

#15

Glenntilton

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I need to you to set up for a bathroom break. "We are a little busy right now."

05-09-2018, 01:12 AM

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checklist

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We need "poRtable" water..

05-09-2018, 01:18 AM

#17

Glenntilton

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The FAs in the back are saying it is really hot back there. (they control the temperature on the 777)

05-09-2018, 02:50 AM

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Newstick189

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Not necessarily something that was said, but one time the captain and I asked for some drinks on a longer flight. I asked for a club soda and he asked for Bloody Mary mix.

Door opens, in comes a can of club soda, a can of Bloody Mary mix, and a puke bag... Door closes. What’s in the puke bag? The captain looks in the bag, and there’s 3 bottles of vodka. Oh ****.

We immediately called her back and threw the bag out of the door practically.

Upon landing we asked her what that was all about, she responds “that’s just how people normally like bloody Mary’s, I just thought you guys were a little crazy”. We had to tell her you could drink Bloody Mary mix without alcohol. Thank god no pax saw.

Kind of funny looking back on it all now. She must have really trusted us!

05-09-2018, 02:56 AM

#19

EasyVictor

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"Since plane is not full, I told the gate agent to block off the last row. A passenger is now sitting there. I told him this row is reserved for crew only. He is not moving or listening to me. I want him off the plane."